Category Archives: 2011 Baja Mexico

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Baja Off Road Adventure – The Whole 9 Yards

Baja off road adventure collectionHere is a quick index to our Baja off-road adventure. This off-road adventure was unbelievable as we followed the famous Baja 1000 race course.  We went looking for adventure, solitude and friendship.   What we found was so much more.

We hope our story, pictures and video encourage you to start your own adventure.

If you don’t like reading…  Our Baja Off-Road Adventure HD Video will let you watch the highlights.

The day by day progress of this epic road trip:

This adventure had it’s stutter steps getting off the boards… Start at the very beginning

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Baja Off-Road Adventure The Video

You read all the Baja off-road adventure stories…  You did read them all right?  Now grab a bucket of popcorn and a 96 oz. drink (its only a quarter more), sit back and enjoy the movie. What else were you planning on doing for the next 23 minutes.

Robert Ebert (no relation to Roger) says: “I laughed, I cried, it became part of me as I watched the story of two friends’ off road adventure through Mexico, following the Baja 1000 race course from Ensenada Mexico to Cabo San Lucas unfold.”

Pegg Frost of Movie Reviews from Hell’s Kitchen writes: “It’s Hot! Thankfully, this isn’t just a pop-culture checklist, a la What I Did On My Summer Vacation Movie, but rather Hula Betty takes a cinematography risk that pays off for audiences everywhere. Fans will laugh knowingly.”

Bajallywood raves: “Expect to see Hula Betty on the red carpet in a very fashionable designer grass skirt. Possibly Marc Jacobs.”

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Baja Adventure – The Fat Lady Sings

two laughing men driving fj cruiserThe route from the Mexican border to the Pacific Northwest took us straight up I5.  The drive was filled with trucks, diners, orchards and the occasional swarm of bees impaling themselves on our windshield trying to cross the highway.  There was a slight detour through Oakland when left to my own directional choices and I apparently made a wrong choice…  That’s what Brad gets for slacking off on the navigation duties.

We were closing in on the end of our adventure but continued to enjoy every minute as if it was the best part of the adventure, even the ones in Oakland.  We started the adventure searching for solitude, friendship and answers to some of the questions that haunt a man’s soul.snow covered Mount Shasta

Friends and family ask me why I do these adventures.  Hula Betty would tell you it’s my mid-life crisis.  Some say I’m lucky. Others say I’m just crazy.

I’ve spent a lot of time on this Baja adventure trying to answer that question for myself.  Why do I go out and explore?  Why do I  challenge convention?  Why do I push the limits and chase these adventures.

yreka ca city signI’ve stood in the Arctic Ocean, completed Rubicon, explored the corners of Baja, lived in India, worked in Hong Kong and circled the globe three times.  These off-road adventures have filled my life with unbelievable memories. My life has been dragged across blacktop, dirt and boulders.  I’ve seen countless sun rises and loved deeply.  I’ve driven to places I shouldn’t have and met people who surprised me in so many wonderful ways. My life stories are spread across the Internet and tattooed in flesh. So why is it not enough?

Late at night there’s demons in my head, whispering in my ear.  In the light, Hula Betty’s hand is on my shoulder telling me there is nothing to fear.  I feel a darkness deep in my my soul serving some purpose that is still unknown.  The road shines a light on that darkness, illuminating the empty space that can only be filled by moving past the asphalt, past the ordinary, beyond the usual.  God don’t let me lose my nerve to explore.  Don’t let me stop.  Keep me on the road of exploration wrestling with my demons and making new friends.man driving fj cruiser

This off-road adventure brought me closer to a friend, exposed a side of me I’d forgotten and fed my lust for adventure.  Although I’m closer to the answers it seams each adventure brings up new questions.  It is this craving for the questions, more than the answers that will continue to drive my adventures and search out the next last great road trip.

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Baja Adventure Part 14 – Butch and Sundance Run for the Border

driving baja sunriseThe sun is still sleeping but under the light of a lavender moon we are packing the rig and leaving the hotel parking lot.  Sitting behind the wheel, the stiffness in my body whispers to me that it would rather be under the warm covers we left behind.  But that wouldn’t be our way so we begin another day on this amazing adventure.

Cabo San Lucas now feels like a distant memory as San Diego’s siren song plays in my head, 700 miles of beat-up asphalt in between.  We are driving the Baja for what is probably our last time.

baja desert hillFor an while now we’ve been driving alone on Mexico #1.  As the sun begins to wake, it takes back the dark, reveling blues, purples, yellows and orange.  It’s as if the Baja is painting our last day with its full color pallet.  Baja has surprised us everyday and this is no exception.

It seemed like hours before the first car appeared on the horizon.  We came down here looking for solitude and found it on many levels.  Even in a crowd, Baja has a way of letting you feel you have the land, the sea and the wide open sky all to yourself without the feeling of loneliness that can accompany the darkness of the closed in cities back home.baja highway bridge

Growing up we would always play license plate bingo on long family road trips.  On this road trip we came up with our own version to help pass the miles.  In our version you select a sign and try to figure out what it means…  This works best if you don’t speak the language and as I’ve pointed out before, we don’t.  We figured out the signs that meant speed bump, “Topes”, “Reductor De Velocidad” means lots of speed bumps, although after the roads we’d traveled, they hardly garnered much of our attention.  Drive with caution, “Maneje Con Precaucion” usually proceeded a dip in the road designed to allow flash flood waters to pass.  But for the longest time “No Tire Basura” eluded us. We toyed with stupid answers like don’t leave tires, don’t burn tires. Our little iPhone translator app was no help and the Baja Gazette didn’t include it in the traffic signs it listed.  But at one of the military checkpoints, we caught a break.  While waiting our turn we noticed a woman walking with a couple of cups and bottles to throw them away in a trash barrel with a painted sign above that read basura.road side goats

The winds in Baja have been cool and soft throughout our trip.  Even on the pacific coast where they kept the prayer flags at attention, they still possessed a refreshing feel. On the high plains today between the east and western mountains the sun is fueling the winds which are blowing consistently at us head on.  You’ve seen the rig and heard me kid about its aerodynamics but with the throttle wide open and the rig in fifth gear the most we can muster was 45 mph against the hot breath of the Baja.  The only thing having more trouble with the wind than us was the 18 wheeler we’d been crawling up on for a number of miles.  We may be topped out at 45 but he was grinding through the gears to make 40.

red barnIn NASCAR the racers draft behind each other to gain speed.  As we closed the gap and the 18 wheeler blocked out more of the wind the power began to return and I could feel big rig pulling us forward.  Rather than use this new found power band to push past, we tucked in close behind deciding to settle for a gas saving view of the dirty metal barn doors of its trailer.  We we’re not going that much slower and now we would be able to make the next Pemex station on the fuel left in the tank.  At 40 mph it wasn’t hard to keep our close distant while we chatted and watched the brush along the road vibrate like a tuning fork against the wind.

baja cowboysApparently the trucker did not see the equitableness in this arrangement.  After a while he started to slow, 35 than  25, his left blinker flashed.  He wasn’t turning, he wanted us to pass.  We backed off a bit but still staying within the calm of his vacuum.  When the 18 wheeler came to a dead stop on the high way our bluff was called.  We pulled out around him, venture forward against the wind and before long worked our way back up to steady 45 mph with the throttle wide open.

commercial streetI tell you that story so I can tell you this.  We pulled off the highway to take a break and rid our body of excess fluids that were building up in our bladders. It took all my might to push the door open forcing it against the wind only to have it slam shut as I hope out and let the door go. Standing with the our backs to the rig using it as a wind block we stood in a cocoon of calm.

Men don’t spit into the wind, they don’t pull the mask of the old lone ranger and don’t pee on their shoes.  But if you’re not careful and the wind whips around the truck destroying the cone of safety…. Tears began to stream we were laughing so hard.  We could barely breath through the laughter and still hadn’t zipped our pants.  We’d gone from conquering heroes of the Baja to peeing like little boys a the urinal for the first time.  It’s good to laugh and not take ourselves too seriously.  After all we’re just a couple of friends lucky enough to be on a really sick road trip in Baja.

baja store frontsFinally escaping the wind’s punishing force we found ourselves in the familiar town of El Rosario sitting at Ma Ma’s staring down at a plate of lobster burritos.  We were still trying to wipe the smiles off our faces and pee off our shoes as we inhaled those tasty little sea food morsels of tortilla stuffed love.

Remember that small world thing.  As we were leaving  Ma Ma’s a tourist stopped us and asked about our rig.  He said his sister just purchased an Fj Cruiser and wanted to get into off-road adventures.  He asked if we had a card and than told us his sister lived in Seattle, about twenty miles from Hula Betty and me.  Is it just me or is the universe sending a message to us on this adventure?  Of course we no idea what that message is.

baja fish taco cafe frontThe towns and cities are becoming bigger and closer together now as we make our way north.  Unlike the villages, these cities are filled with people going through the tasks of their day.  The browns of the cactus filled deserts to the south are giving way to green valleys and rolling hills in northern Baja. Fences seem to be everywhere and the wide open spaces are starting to close.

northern baja hillsThe daylight is beginning to slip away from us as we approach Ensenada.  We’ve put 600 miles behind us and still have a ways to go if we are going to reach the border today.  We kept pushing north disregarding the 65 km/h signs in favor of 90 km/h.  And on the toll road between Ensenada and Tijuana keeping up with traffic raised our speedometer to 120 km/h.

You know that time at dusk when it’s darkish?  Too dark to see everything clearly, too light for the headlights to help much.  That was the time day we rolled into Tijuana.  When we started this adventure and crossed into Mexico we took metal notes thinking that would make finding our way back easier.fence

The sign said San Diego with an arrow pointed left.  But which left?  There were three slots separated by rows of jersey barriers and with traffic we had a split second to decide.  I can now tell you the middle slot is not the correct way to the border.  In fact if you stay on it you will end up back in Ensenada.  As we looped up on the overpass we could see the long lines of cars below waiting their turn to enter the USA.  There were dozens of lines with cars backed up for blocks.

baja road side religious artFinding the first opportunity to exit we positioned ourselves for another approach at the boarder.  At the sign marked San Diego we pulled into line…  only this line appeared too good to be true.  While cars to our left were stacked up frozen in time, we sat only four car lengths from the booth where an official would decide our fate.  The little sign reading fast pass indicated we did not belong here but the car behind us wasn’t going anywhere and the gaits on each side funneled us forward like cattle  to the slaughter.

Reaching the booth the officer informed us we had two options, pay a fine or receive a warning and go to secondary inspection.  After discovering the fine amounted to $5,000 we opted to serve time in secondary inspection.  Pulling forward we slowly motored the drive of shame with a large orange tag place on our windshield as border patrol officers barked out directions and pointed us to a parking slot.hula betty sunset

A young wet behind the ears officer came over and pulled our glowing neon orange tag.  You could see him fighting back a smile as he read the offense which had banished us to his little corner of bureaucracy.  Doing is best to look tough, I don’t think he was old enough to shave yet, he asked for our passport, vehicle registration and told us to wait.

tijuana border crossingWhile we waited in our timeout, another officer rolled up a flat cart to the pickup parked to our left.  Lowering the tail gate, she proceeded to unload dozens of tequila bottles and boxes of cigars.  The guy in the pickup was trying to look cool while the two women passengers held a hand over their face to hide their smugglers shame.

Our officer returned, handed us our papers, asked us to sign a promise we wouldn’t cut the line again and said we could go.  Looking back it seemed like a fair trade; skip to the front of a three hour line for a 10 minute timeout.  We must be living right.

We’d driven 700 brad me laughsmiles today and were back in the USA.  Even with its LA traffic and crowds there was something comforting and familiar about being on the northern side of the border.  Filled with a new found energy we continued north pushing past the LA area finding a hotel for the night.

Our time in Baja may have ended but its spirit remains.  We still have plenty of road trip adventure ahead of us to reach the Pacific North West and nothing will ever erase the memories of our time in Baja.

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Baja Adventure Part 13 – Starting the Way Back

cabo san lucas hotel frontChecking out of the resort, we settled up our bill and exchanged a little more currency to ensure we had enough Pesos to keep filling the tank for the 1,017 mile drive back to the boarder.  As we started loading up the rig, we became somewhat of a spectacle.  I’m guessing they don’t see a lot of guest in the main entrance pulling out a Ready Welder, Maxtrax, half shafts, compressor, fire extinguisher, tools, nuts and bolts… packing it all, along with our clothes, cameras, video equipment and the sovereigns we picked up in town.

First one, than two and before long we were explaining to several guests, who were waiting for taxis, how we had driven the race course down and how the previous week had unfolded for us.  They wanted details about the rig, the roads, what we saw and what the adventure was like.  betty n meAs their taxi would arrive, they would tell the next passerby to come over and meet us.  While I’m not an attention whore (ok maybe a bit), it was a little surreal to realize these people were genuinely interested in our story.  We were also interested in what brought them to Cabo San Lucas and where they called home.  We’re at the southern most tip of Baja and I swear everyone we met, like us, were from Washington or Oregon.  But it was the couple who’d lived in Drewsey, a dinky little town, in eastern Oregon where Hula Betty’s family hails from that really me n cesarput the size of the world in perspective.  I’m continually amazed to see how we are all connected to each other in one way or an other.

After sharing stories, taking pictures, handing out t-shirts and explaining to some girls that our rig was not their taxi, we headed north out of Cabo.

Mexico #19 connects with Mexico #1 in La Paz.  Along the way the coastal town of Todos Santos sits welcoming those who are willing to wander its quiet streets.  brad morning coffee Todos Santos is one of those sleepy little Baja communities with lots of quaint hotels, including the Hotel California, art galleries, authentic restaurants, shopping and beautiful town square. Away from the bustle of Cabo, we decided to settle into one of Todos Santos’ little cafes for breakfast.  Sure we were running two hours late but this place looked inviting and after all, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

brad winkingWhile enjoying our huevos and coffee we tried to plan how far we would travel today.  One of our favorite hotels was the Baja Cactus.  It would be the ideal stop.  But we are 1,200 km from El Rosario and it is approaching 11:00 am.  If we were going to get home in three days, we’d have to go at least 700 km.  Well there, we had a plan, shoot for El Rosario, settle for anything over 700 km from here.  I didn’t say it was a detailed plan but it was as good as any that got us down here.

Leaving town, we made it a point to go by the Hotel California.  No relation to the song, just  good marketing shtick that works on old guys like us who can still remember cruising the boulevards of our youth when the song first came out and hell hadn’t yet frozen over.

baja highwayWe made it as far as San Ignacio rolling in around 11:00 pm (night driving has become a bad habit now).   Along the way we zigged and zagged in the hills, saw the Sea of Cortez for the last time, visited Loreto after all, followed old farm trucks for hours in the dark and cleared three military checkpoints.

The military checkpoint procedure coming south was simple: come to a stop; smile; get flagged on.  Heading north on the other hand the procedure is a little more… formal.  As it came to our turn we weren’t sure what to expect.  Cars in front of us had each  spent about 15 minutes where the soldiers, opened their trunk, pulled a bag or two out and searched it followed by some talking to driver and passengers. Of course this was occurring 50 yards ahead and in Spanish.curves baja highway

Our rig is a smuggler’s delight.  We’ve got stuff piled floor to ceiling front to back.  Two spare tires, bags of tools and recovery equipment, cardboard wrapped parts, foam filled cases for cameras, and video equipment, all buried by camping gear…  If some one wants to search everything, we could be here for hours… Several hours.

loreto baja california surWe came to a stop and greeted the armed soldier with a simple hola.  At this point a lot of spanish came from the young man flying by us at a NASCAR winning pace. Replying “no hablan español”, didn’t change the language but did slow the pace.  We had seen everyone before us get out… so we did the same exiting the rig all our papers in hand.  Several other soldiers were joining us now, two of whom spoke English.  While we waited quietly one climbed into the rig and started poking and pulling at stuff.  The soldiers who spoke English, now positioned next to us, began to ask the basic questions about where we came from, where we where going to, and how long had we been in Baja…  We stuck to our story, since it was true, that we had driven down from Seattle and were now on our way back.  It was pretty clear we were just dos amigos exploring the back roads and not some coked up cowboys sporting guns and alibis.  When they did pull out two cases asking what was inside I had to smile… I let them know one was our tire repair kit and the other our box of cigars.  My answer matched the contents and seemed to satisfy their curiosity as they told us politely we could go and wished us well.

We would see two more checkpoints and they all went the same with the only exception being one soldier got a kick out of Hula Betty on the dash.  He poked her and smiled as she danced her little wiggle.  There was nothing intimidating about the checkpoints but we were never sure how long or deep the soldiers would dig into the gear during their inspection.  Just one more time consuming activity between us and our final destination.  Oh well, this is Baja and you’re not supposed to be in a hurry.coyote

11:00 pm and we only made the minimum 700 km.  But after 13 hours on the road, San Ignacio was as far as we were going tonight.  And even though the only food available came in snack bags from the town’s market, we still enjoyed good company, a fine cigar and bourbon in the hotel’s quiet little courtyard under the stars.