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Guaranteed Not To Turn Pink In The Can

January 12th, 2009 · No Comments · Rants, Raves and the Zen Art of Road Trip Management

Step right up, bargains galore. That’s right, you too can be the proud owner of the quality goes in before the name goes on.  We got service after the sales, in house service, drive up service! You need shirts? we got shirts, how ’bout a sticker? Something for the little lady, something [...]

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Who Dosen’t Love A Christmas Letter

December 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment · Rants, Raves and the Zen Art of Road Trip Management

This time of year brings out the writer in everyone…  Although some should put it back and leave writing to Hallmark.  Well, all those annual Christmas letters inspired Last Great Road Trip’s own Girl to throw down this years report down on paper.
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Greetings from the trailer park that is Kitsap County.
Another Christmas quickly (but to [...]

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Almost Famous

December 2nd, 2008 · No Comments · Rants, Raves and the Zen Art of Road Trip Management

First of all THANK YOU to all y’all (y’all is singular)  who read our stories, watch our videos and of course click through a Google Ad or two.  We just crossed the 10,000 visits mark for the year.  How do we know?  Is it through CIA Satellite spy cameras? Are we psychic employing mystical oil [...]

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The Lone Gunmen

December 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment · Rants, Raves and the Zen Art of Road Trip Management

Like so many brave whistle blowers before, we have to point out a government conspiracy that effects all our readers.  Mulder understood how government sponsored three letter agencies put together backroom deals with corporate giants who would agree to lean on the individual little guy in order to maintain control over their free spirit… That [...]

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She Can Make An Honest Man Lie, A Rich Man Beg & A Strong Man Cry

October 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Rants, Raves and the Zen Art of Road Trip Management

It didn’t start out that way. She began life as a fabulous dashboard icon. Those who remember back to the Arctic Ocean adventure, recall when Hula Betty joined the team and started appearing in the photos. You may also remember her mysterious disappearance. Although no charges were ever filed, rumors of her [...]

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